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Everything Wrong with New Paltz’s Dorm Chairs

October 10, 2019 Eddie Parlato 0

How uncomfortable are you? A tongue-in-cheek review of the torturous dorm chairs at SUNY New Paltz. Oh boy, I have been waiting a while for […]

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Top Ten Existentialist Questions I Have

September 20, 2018 Nicole Bressi 0

Google answers 3.5 billion questions a day, but somehow, I can’t seem to find the answers to these:   1. Why can’t we just… do […]

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Top Ten Folks You’ll Find in New Paltz

September 13, 2018 Gabrielle Wood 0

This list was created with the most jovial and benevolent intentions possible. New Paltz is a great place filled with awesome people– it’s just really […]

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