Everything Wrong with New Paltz’s Dorm Chairs
How uncomfortable are you? A tongue-in-cheek review of the torturous dorm chairs at SUNY New Paltz. Oh boy, I have been waiting a while for […]
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Top Ten Existentialist Questions I Have
Google answers 3.5 billion questions a day, but somehow, I can’t seem to find the answers to these: 1. Why can’t we just… do […]
Top Ten Folks You’ll Find in New Paltz
This list was created with the most jovial and benevolent intentions possible. New Paltz is a great place filled with awesome people– it’s just really […]